There was a peculiar little girl, who always wore a ribbon on her neck…
On the day she turned five, her mum asked her “pumpkin, why do you always wear that ribbon?” But she just smiled and turned away.
On the day she turned 15, her girlfriend asked her “Sweetie, why do you wear that ribbon?” But she just laughed and walked away.
She got married, and her wife asked her “Honey, why do you always have that ribbon on?” She simply just smiled and walked away.
One night, many years later, her wife couldn’t hold it any longer. At night, the wife got some shears from the shed and snip-snip-snipped the ribbon right down the middle…
The woman’s head rolled right off her neck, and thudded on the cold, hard ground of their cabin. You could see her spinal chord, wriggling constantly without stopping. The wife screamed in terror, when she realised that her wife could possibly have been a ghost. How?
Some say, if you listen carefully at the darkest hours, you can still hear the wife’s scream and the woman’s manic laughter.
The end.